I want to have your abortion
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
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At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
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sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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