Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
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Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
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You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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