To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
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I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
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and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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