I can tuck mytits in my pants
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
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They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
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My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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