The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
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She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
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you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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