after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
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Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
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THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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