Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
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At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
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Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
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