i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
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After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
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Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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