Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
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cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
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I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
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