U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
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It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
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Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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