I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
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I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
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Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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