Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
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He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
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Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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