Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
North Korea, Best Korea!
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
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We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
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I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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