Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
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I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
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You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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