The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
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I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
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Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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