Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
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So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
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Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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