and i looked up. we had an audience...
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
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he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
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Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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