I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
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You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
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I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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