I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
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I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
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I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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