i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
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I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
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I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
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