Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
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Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
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He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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