Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
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Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
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Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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