Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
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His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
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I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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