I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
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