I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
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where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
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seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
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