Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
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I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
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I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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