Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
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Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
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A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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