under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
Randomize