my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
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Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
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This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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