I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
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She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
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There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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