Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I just cut my nipple shaving
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
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he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
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you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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