Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
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I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
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It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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