I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
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Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
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Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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