I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
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..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
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I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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