Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
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I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
she told me i tasted like america
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
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I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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