Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
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I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
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I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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