idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
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There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
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I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I want a musical about memes.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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