I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
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yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
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So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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