I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
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i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
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She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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