i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
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You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
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Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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