but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
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I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
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In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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