I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
either way he was missing a nipple.
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Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
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I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
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