she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
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People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
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I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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