Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
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My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
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It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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