So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
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Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
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Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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