Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
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with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I will be naked everywhere
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
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I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
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