the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
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I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
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I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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