I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
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when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
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I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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