How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm passing your future prison.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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