Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
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he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
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I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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